Thursday, March 02, 2006

Best Line of the Week

Apparently, Keira Knightley has dumped her boyfriend and now he's whining about it. A very funny web site posted this comment about it:

"Dude, are you fuckin' kidding me? Keira is hot, famous, rich and she allowed you to have sex with her. Why are you pouting? She didn't let you wear your big boy underwear or cut your own steak? Lucky for you my crush on her is damn near consuming me and I don't have the energy or concentration to kick you in the balls. Jesus man, most guys would legally change their last name to "Knightley" if it meant they got to pin her knees to her ears."

I peed myself a little bit from laughing at that last line....

Best Line of the Week


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