iBuzz

iBuzz is the musical orgasm machine! The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. Which song pushes your butttons?

Ultimate "Spinners"

First, there were fancy rims for your ride....then came rims that moved independently of the wheel...now, rims that "project" images that you can change from *inside* the vehicle....



Ultimate "Spinners"

Boy or Girl?

Can you spot the difference? (I got 14/16 :) )

Boy or Girl?

You gotta Love....

Non-North American TV for pointless nudity!

March of the Morons

"The 78th Academy Awards proved evermore predictable this year.

"Once again, Meryl Streep was nominated out of pure reflex. Once again, speeches were cut short by the band. Once again, it was an entire evening of self-congratulatory dick sucking by people a million times richer and more beautiful than you or I.

"Yet, if there is one Oscar tradition stronger than any other, it is the inevitable honoring of a film or actor “brave” enough to tackle the subject matter of the mentally challenged. The illustrious list of trailblazing actors includes such luminaries as Dustin Hoffman, Tom Hanks, and Sean Penn. Given this history, is it any surprise that March of the Penguins took home the gold statuette for best feature documentary?

"That’s right, dear reader, I propose you add to that list of loveable “special” subjects the Emperor Penguin. 2005’s most beloved documentary is, at its core, a movie about retarded animals."

March of the Morons

Definition of Hell...

Having to wander around the (very) upscale Lenox Square Mall (the mall with $300 flipflops) for three hrs with your wife and ex-girlfriend.....

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Amazing 3D Sidewalk Art Photos

These unbelievable photos are chalk drawings done by Julian Beever. Beever uses his drawings to create an amazing 3D illusion.

Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium.

Most of his artwork it is impossible to tell whats real from what's an illusion. Very cool stuff.

Amazing 3D Sidewalk Art Photos

iPorn

Remember when the iPod for video came out and everyone snickered about how people would use it for porn?

Well.....here's the ad for it if Apple were to...you know...actually advertise "iPorn".



Needless to say - this video is *not* safe for work....

Funniest Thing You'll Read All Day

Have you heard of the new movie coming out with Samuel Jackson? Snakes on a Plane?

Well, these guys have taken the title literally and created the funniest comic strip you'll ever see.

Snakes on a Plane

I Can't Drive 55....in Atlanta

This is an interesting experiment/video. These (self important) college students decided to go out on the interstate in Atlanta and *obey* the law. Check out the video for the results.

What do you think of the video, their actions, and the actions of other motorists?

I Can't Drive 55....in Atlanta

Do You Live Here?

You got NOTHING, fat boy

Or "Celebrities Gone Wild"....

Joe Rogan, late of "NewsRadio", "The Man Show" and "Fear Factor", got some hate mail. Joe either enjoys the back and forth (I know *I* do whenever I get hate mail) or he's just *really* pissed off. Judge for yourself.

You got NOTHING, fat boy

J & Shawn go to a Hockey game

J & Shawn had a "boy's night out". Shawn treated J to a Vancouver Canucks vs Nashville Predators hockey game. The boys had fun and the Preds won 3-1.

J & Shawn go to a Hockey game

Why Would You Say that?

I just got finished washing my bike (It's a PITA but she looks purty now!). J and I are going to the Vancouver Canucks vs Nashville Predators game tonight.

I pull into my parking space and there is a woman walking her dog. The conversation goes like this:

Me: Hello! How are you?

Her: Oh...I've got a headache but I took two Tylenol and I'm hoping it goes away soon.

WTF!? Why would you say that? I asked "How are you" as a matter of courtesy, not because I wanted a diagnosis of your freaking medical condition!

Best Line of the Week

Apparently, Keira Knightley has dumped her boyfriend and now he's whining about it. A very funny web site posted this comment about it:

"Dude, are you fuckin' kidding me? Keira is hot, famous, rich and she allowed you to have sex with her. Why are you pouting? She didn't let you wear your big boy underwear or cut your own steak? Lucky for you my crush on her is damn near consuming me and I don't have the energy or concentration to kick you in the balls. Jesus man, most guys would legally change their last name to "Knightley" if it meant they got to pin her knees to her ears."

I peed myself a little bit from laughing at that last line....

Best Line of the Week